Jadawins Blick auf die Welt

Although either of the activities limned hereafter are undoubtedly distinct in nearly all minutiae, the act of chasing an untamed ornithoid without a reasonable cause and the act of applying kinetic energy to a flexible device, which oftentimes has been bedight with a strap fabricated out of chemically altered protein structures originating from cuteanous tissue of domesticated ungulates, with the intended purpose to bestir said device towards an equine whose biological functions have been permanently terminated and which has therefore ceased to posses the abilities to execute customary procedures, comprising the primary occupational activities referred to as Equestrianism, both convey the same tenor.

(Quelle: mein Sprachzentrum, das aber nicht mehr in der Lage war, zu beurteilen, ob das wirklich noch Englisch ist)