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Freitag, 13. März 2009
Going to Mars
Man stelle sich ein Lied vor, das ungefähr die gleiche Stimmung verbreitet wie dieses hier:



und dann diesen Text von mir:

We're going to Mars
Earth's resources are exhausted
We're going to Mars
and our course is plotted

The trip will take a year
but there's no reason for fear
I'm sure we will arrive
with half of us alive

Do you remember how Earth was
a blue pearl within the stars
full of life and oxygen
but it all turned toxic when
we piled up our waste and poo
and who's to blame, well, me and you
because we thought there is no rush
and global warming will just flush
it awayyy hey yeah.... aaawaaay hey

We're going to Mars
because Earth is finished
We're going to Mars
but our supplies are diminished

The trip will take too long
our food supply is gone
but we relish our wisdom
and use cannibalism

We've made it and we are in orbit
because we ate every gore bit
and all that's left is you and me
Mars is ours, you will see
So let's prepare the biosphere
what do you mean with "it's not here"?
It was in storage as you know
but now it seems it has been blown
awayyy hey yeah.... aaawaaay hey

We arrived at Mars
but we can't leave the capsule
and all that's left to eat
is less than a handful

I guess it all went wrong,
we won't make it for long
and so the human race

// slower from here on

will die out in space

//very slow (and kind of sad)

You know, from here Earth still looks blue,
I'm not so well and homesick too
there's one thing left on which to gnaw
but I'll have to eat you raw...

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